SamDean Have Eaten My Brain and I am a Happy Zombie   
03:44pm 15/11/2007
  So I started writing this thing today, and I totally thought it was gonna be part of my recent verse, you know, some story to wrap around the pr0n, and then it turned into this really angsty conversation followed by first time Sam/Dean sex and *facepalms* I think I'm broken. I can't seem to write anything that doesn't turn into porn with these two. Anyway, I don't think I'm gonna finish it anytime soon. Too many other projects to work on. There's the whole Sam/Lindsey, Sam/Dean AU thing I'm working on with [info]cormallen and today, [info]mickeym infected me with TOTAL genderswap love and now we're outlining a plot for Sam/Virgin!Girl!Dean and Jesus CHRIST there ought to be a law, people! Limitations to what I will write and read! I USED to have them! I swear, this fandom has eaten all my morals and standards and is grinning at me like the cat who ate ALL the canaries and telling me "You know you love it" and I'm like "Yes! I do! I DO love it!" and...

I may need help.

For your entertainment. A longish snippet of today's unbeta'd pr0n efforts (warning: unfinished!):

( Wherein Sam considers becoming the Boy King willingly to save Dean's life and then they have start to have sex on the front seat of the Impala because OMG! Sam/Dean sex on the front seat of the Impala! Isn't that reason enough? )

And in conclusion? SamDean sex!		  
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What a Cracktastic 24 Hours   
03:44pm 15/11/2007
 
mood: excited
HOLY DAY OF OBLIGATION! *SOUNDS THE WEEKLY SQUEE AND DOES THE ANTICIPATORY DANCE OF GLEE*

Zombie Apocalypse Public Service Announcement The Zombies are coming! Zombies zombies zombies! Plan your Z-Day escape route, all, and remember, you don't have to be faster than the zombies, you just have to be faster than the OTHER people running away from them!

Dude. Liana just introduced me StumbleUpon! This is the best random crack EVER! Try it! It'll make ya feeeeeeel good!

The kids made me play "The Salmon Dance" and "We Like to Party" for them last night at top volume while they did the dances. The fact that I have hooked them on these crazy songs like crack is a fact that is much less amusing to my husband than it is to me! *L* Musical crack! Fun for the whole family! And then Cyrus made me watch "Misheard Lyrics featuring Fall Out Boy". Sometimes the kids are amused by the weirdest things. Thumbs up for the "Numa Numa Misheard Lyrics" video, though. "Ragu sledding, YAY!" goes down my book of favorite bizarre phrases for personal use.

( This Morning's Pre-Work Adventure, Featuring: Our Retarded Dog )

OMG NEW SPN TONIGHT!		  
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OMFG!!!   
06:05pm 15/11/2007
 
mood: cheerful
Ladies and gentlemen: My husband.

5:01 PM Dominic: got you wine for your night tonight
5:01 PM Dominic: kids got grades
5:01 PM Dominic: i dont know what the fuck we are going to do
5:02 PM me: uh oh what?
5:03 PM me: do about what?
5:03 PM me: thanks for the wine, baby. you've got me all worried now tho
5:04 PM Dominic: their grades
5:04 PM me: fuck. cy and cira did bad, too?
5:04 PM Dominic: i am uploading them now
5:05 PM me: we never got interims for them, right?
5:09 PM Dominic: Cyrus
Cira

5:11 PM me: jesus holy motherfucking CHRIST on a CRUTCH!
5:11 PM me: GODDAMN!
5:11 PM me: thanks for fucking with me!!!!! LOL

HFS PEOPLE!!! Not only did Cyrus get almost all A's and O's (outstanding's in his effort), he was one grade--ONE GRADE!!!--from STRAIGHT A's! And his school program is HARD, on top of being a magnet school. We had previously concluded that it would be insanely difficult to get straight A's, if even possoble, and he misses it by one grade in ART of all things. Ah well, he got a B in that, anyway! HOLY CRAP!

And CIRA! WOW! More B's than A's but STILL, amazing job! Best report card she's ever gotten! And you gotta work for grades like that in this school.

Oh yeah, I'm celebrating tonight, baby!		  
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