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What a Cracktastic 24 Hours
HOLY DAY OF OBLIGATION! *SOUNDS THE WEEKLY SQUEE AND DOES THE ANTICIPATORY DANCE OF GLEE*

Zombie Apocalypse Public Service Announcement The Zombies are coming! Zombies zombies zombies! Plan your Z-Day escape route, all, and remember, you don't have to be faster than the zombies, you just have to be faster than the OTHER people running away from them!

Dude. Liana just introduced me StumbleUpon! This is the best random crack EVER! Try it! It'll make ya feeeeeeel good!

The kids made me play "The Salmon Dance" and "We Like to Party" for them last night at top volume while they did the dances. The fact that I have hooked them on these crazy songs like crack is a fact that is much less amusing to my husband than it is to me! *L* Musical crack! Fun for the whole family! And then Cyrus made me watch "Misheard Lyrics featuring Fall Out Boy". Sometimes the kids are amused by the weirdest things. Thumbs up for the "Numa Numa Misheard Lyrics" video, though. "Ragu sledding, YAY!" goes down my book of favorite bizarre phrases for personal use.

Smokey ran out the open gate today, stupid dog! I open the door and there's my darling Rottie laying on the porch waiting to come inside, looking at me for all the world like "I told him not to go out there". I have never seen a dog with less inclination to run away. I KNOW she watched Smokey go out the gate and to not follow him? It never ceases to amaze me. Smokey, on the other hand, has a long history of running away. I waited forever for him to come back, went out and looked for him, made myself late for work, and FINALLY, when I'm getting in the car, he shows up, soaked to the bone because it's raining like Noah needs to build an ark and the wind is ripping my hair to shreds, and so I go to let him in the front door, and what does he do? He runs around to the side gate. I yell for him to come to me, but of course, he's also deaf as a stone and half blind in addition to being a runaway. So I go inside to let him in the back door--he's not out there. I go back outside, walk around the house and he's standing at the side gate that is NOT OPEN, and never was, because he ran out the OTHER side. *sigh* He's getting stupid and senile in his old age.

At least he didn't almost drown in the swimming pool. *rolls eyes*

OMG NEW SPN TONIGHT!